Throughout there years in the figure-making business WWE had a great line of fantastic figures if there is good of course there is bad. And today were gonna look at some trash-worthy figures you'll think that some of them are bootlegs but no, these are all official WWE licensed products!
You gotta wonder how do these figures come to life? Are the people who approving these figures are blind?
Well anyway let's just get this over with shall we!
"Superstar" Billy Graham
They literally made him look like a statue with no human skin color whatsoever! It just looks so pale and boring. And the dumbbell accesorry that comes with it seems to tiny, not sure if you could pump up with that thing!
He looks like he's been taking drugs with this figure on, and the smile is just plain creepy-looking. This figure seems like a guy you'll see in a mental hospital.
Also this figure I'm assuming when the Sexual Chocolate gimmick was over already as you can see from the photo of the packaging a picture of Henry with his recent looks can be seen. And the figure itself does follow that too.
Not just this figure looks awful but it doesn't look like a wrestling figure at all! It looks likes more of a creepy cheap sex toy for me... ugh!
Now The Undertaker figure on this set isn't too bad, it's not awesome but you can tell that it is The Undertaker. But the Ric Flair figure? Well not so much...
First of all did you remember Ric Flair having black hair in his career? I don't even think he dyed it once in his whole wrestling career. And also the figure looks like more of Lance Storm than Ric Flair especially with those red trunks and boots on.
Also you can see that on the picture below the figures Ric Flair's image has his white hair on so why didn't the figure makers did not copy that?
That seems like a face someone would do when you really need to take a dump but cannot find any nearby toilet!
The paint job isn't bad but they could have done something much better with the face.
He doesn't got his gloves, or any kind of detail for that matter in his whole body! He also seems to have a shovel that looks broken already before you can even play with it.
If Kane sees this figure I'm sure he will burn it with his magical fire powers! :P
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
It's certainly a moment everyone would just like to forget but no, WWE decided to "relive" the moment by making a figure out of it. BUT WHY?!
Also there's nothing even great about this figure at all. It seems pretty generic and just pretty damn offensive.
So this figure is supposed to be the legendary; Junkyard Dog but it looks like NOTHING like him at all! Plus I don't remember JYD wearing that kind of outfit, he usually goes with pants throughout his career.
Also the face...oh god just look at that! It just looks frightening!
Harley Race & "Adorable" Adrian Adonis
First off let's start with King Harley Race who looks like more of a cartoon character than a wrestling figure. The paint job is just pure garbage quality and his eyebrows are almost gone!
Definitely looks nothing like Harley Race, in fact if they didn't put the coat on I would not even think that's Harley Race in the first place! Nothing royal about this figure.
And the 2nd one is "Adorable" Adrian Adonis who's figure is nothing adorable about it. Just like the Race figure, Adonis' figure looks nothing like him too. It looks like a morph between a fat stripper and Big Dick Johnson.
So there you go, two great legends trashed with bullshit figures.
Sable has got to be one of the hottest divas ever in WWE but you'll never look at her the same way again once you saw this figure!
Besides being obvious shit, it looks like a rejected bootleg barbie doll at first glance. And also since when did Sable became a gladiator? Cause her outfit and accessories all look like she's ready for a colosseum battle!
The proportions aren't right too. Her legs seem to be so long than usual (did she got Plastic Man's powers?) while her arms looks shorter. And her hair looks like noodles!
Oh and how could I forget about the face that looks like Chucky would love to marry! Oh boy...