And I'm not kidding you because these are indeed the worst figures ever not just in wrestling, but in action figure history in general!
NOTE: These are ALL official WWE Figures. None of these are bootlegs even though they seem like it.
Prepare your eyes for a lot of these figures shall cannot be unseen!
Let's begin part two of the Worst WWE Figures Ever Made!
Just look at his face! One eye is bigger than the other and it looks like he's screaming for help! Correct me if I'm wrong, but this was also around when Hornswoggle joined DX as you can see he's doing the "crotch chop" signature pose of DX there.
And his shoes are badly painted as well. This is just really the worst rumbler ever! I think The Great Khali one comes in a close second. Were just starting off lightly here as it gets worst than this!
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
As if Brutus' run as The Zodiac in WCW wasn't creepy enough, this figure of him is just as creepy! The look on his face is like he's going to murder you, especially with those shears right on his hand!
I'm sure you won't have a good night sleep if this is around your room. Well, why would you even buy this figure in the first place?!
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Just like the WWE Rumblers, back in the 80's there were these figures called "Bendies" in which the hands are the only ones moving I think, and possibly the legs as well. Anyways I've seen all of the "Bendies" figures and I've concluded that Steamboat's figure has got to be the worst!
These figures are made by LJN. I thought they only make bad games, even action figures? Wow.
Also just look at the accessories of this figure; a gun,jetpack,googles? Since when did Owen Hart became a part of the swat team?
I think if they removed the whole WWF packaging and put it in one of those military/police like packaging covers for bootleg toys then everything would seem fine.
If you thought the look on his face wasn't creepy enough, just take a look at the rest of his body, it's like they splatted it all down with purple paint!
Also that figure is with his supposedly "robotic suit" on, it looks worst without it!
I'm a fan of Tito Santana and this is figure is just a disgrace to the WWE Hall of Famer himself! The paintjob is just awful, look at his head, it looks like poop was his choice of shampoo...ugh!
There are also a few strains of white paint around his legs and hands, I'm no good painter but damn this is just one of the worst paintjobs I've seen in a wrestling figure!
You think the faces he used to do were crazy? This figure tops all of that! Pillman's figure seems like a person you would never want to meet, especially at night!
Seriously, did the creators of this figure really know who Layla was? And why did WWE even bother to release this to the public? If Layla herself ever saw this figure of her, she would just facepalm nonstop!
I know she had that hairstyle before but I don't remember her being black... oh boy.
Andre the Giant
Another creation from the people over at LJN, just look at that face! It doesn't even look like anything Andre the Giant, not a bit! His arms and legs are pretty bad too considering it's supposed to be Andre. I guess this is what Andre would look like if he had a mega diet and stopped drinking beer.
Also don't even let me start with the goddamn eyebrows!
EVERY MAXIMUM SWEAT FIGURE EVER!
All of these were made around the Attitude Era and even on WWE.com these were included in the list of "ridiculous figures" but describing these figures as ridiculous is still being generous, all of these are HORRENDOUS!
They are all so bad that all Maximum Sweat figures get to share the No. 1 spot on this list! Also the ones pictured above are just some of the worst, the internet has more of them in case you're interested in searching more of this crap right here!
Do I even need to explain? Just look at them! All wrestlers don't look like who are they supposed to be, everyone looks like they've been taking steroid shakes 3x a day,and don't even start me with the "sweat" they're supposed to come with!
Did Satan himself created these figures? It very well damn look like it! Ugh... just horrifying!
Even some bootleg figures are better than these!